February 2012
1 post
If you don't know what browser you're using, the...
clientsfromhell:
Me: Okay, let’s see if I can troubleshoot the problem. What internet browser are you using?
Client: Dell.
Me: No, what do you use to get on the internet?
Client: Oh! Google.
Me: Do you have the internet up right now?
Client: Yes!
Me: On your internet page in the upper left hand corner, is there an “e” with a swoosh around it?
Client: Yup! That’s Google.
January 2012
4 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you scan this printout for me and make it a PDF so I can email it to someone?
Me: Sure, but since I’m scanning a printout, it’s not going to look that great.
Client: I have the original file that was emailed to me if you think that will work better.
Me: Is it a PDF?
Client: Yeah.
Silence.
Client: Oh.
December 2011
7 posts
“I’d always assumed that Americans used to have accents similar to today’s...”
– Nick Patrick: Did Americans in 1776 have British accents?
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November 2011
4 posts
October 2011
6 posts
Lisanti Quarterly: The Types Of People You Meet At... →
marklisanti:
* Guy Wearing Shirt Of His Favorite Obscure Microbrewery (in California)
* Guy Who Loves Beer So Much He Audibly Gasps At Malt Being Added To Giant Pot Of Boiling Water
* Guy Wearing Shirt Of An Even More Obscure Microbrewery (in Portland)
* Guy Feverishly Taking Notes On Everything
*…
September 2011
3 posts
7 tags
1 tag
August 2011
4 posts
July 2011
6 posts
Harry Potter by Ayn Rand
magular-the-impalor:
Harry decided not to save anyone, because it was against his rational self interest.
Voldemort won, and rightly so, as his ethical egoism allowed him to value his life above all else.
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
7 posts
1 tag
April 2011
5 posts
